I have just discovered that skype keeps your old conversations. I think I also discovered one of the reasons why I am not married. This was one of the first conversations between me and the Italian:
A: If I were a magician I think I were there
Me: I think I would have to clean my apartment before you came
What the fudge? Cleaning your apartment is not the appropriate response when a guy you actually would want over says he wishes he were with you. Unfortunately for me, this sounds about typical for a conversation involving me.
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